Dog Logic

[Skurvey Dog]

Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

[CarmieJo]

Dog Logic

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

Think about it have you ever seen a fat dog and skinny owner?

[rroselavy]

Fantastic. Dogs make for good logic, but dog's also make good poetry. From [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Unleashed-Poems-Writers-Amy-Hempel/dp/0517701405"]Unleashed: Poems by Writers' Dogs[/ame]:

Kim Shepard's dog Birch wrote:


You gonna eat that?

You gonna eat that?

You gonna eat that?

I'll eat it.

[BrianG]

That is pretty nice. A lot of those make sense.

Very Nice

[keith p]

That made my morning
Let me add to it:

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone