LOL, thanks for the grins!
Words for Women to Live By
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*#@* has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember, wherever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bullsh*t!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'
Will your voice count?
One new reefer, another voice united with the many against ignorance and greed. Educate, influence, good stewardship, all in one accord to work together as a whole in saving our reefs.
"Get Reefy With It!"
LOL, thanks for the grins!
Carmie
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Such sage advise from such a beautiful sage! Can I join your club?
Amphibious
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Amblyeleotris randalli commonly, Randall's Goby.
Dick you can be in MY club any day!
Carmie
Only disasters happen fast!
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