ok ready...listen, this is what i recommend, go the
LFS, add 50lbs of sand, another 50lbs of rock, add in 5 shrimp, & maybe a lobster, turn the heat up, then drop it again,really cook that baby, then show me titanic, make your lighting go reverse cycle, then artic time, then australian time, then back to northern hemsphere time, add couple more shrimp, mix it up with a large shovel, stir up the sand real good, then add a cup of sugar, splash of vodka, slight twist of lime (good for the bactera's breath) and your done.
Ok so we just went through what you dont do, so on with the show...place sand, rocks, water into housing cube, add your catalyst for the bacterial replication & sit back & twist that beer bottle.

simplistic process of what can easily become a forced chemisty, biology, & ineedanasprinology for the future.
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