well, i have officially been recognized by NASA for my performances, they offered me a corner office over looking the JPL proving grounds. Strangely enough ESA also tried to poach me, but working for people that sound cool but always leave you out to dry when the s#% hits the fan wasn't my idea of stability if you know what i mean!
lol
So anyways, the following is an exert from that NASA meeting........
I asked if they had frozen coke machines, they said no
I asked if they would provide me with gummy bears daily, they said no.
I asked to hook up need for speed on the flight sim, they said no.
They asked if i liked the fly swatter & fosters they shipped over for me, i said no.
What about the insane salary package offered, i said no.
They asked if it was because they said no to the first 3questions, i said yes.
I'll have you know that their hotel freebies aren't so free, $24 phone call in the time it took to order a pizza - I almost went down & "Russel Crowed" the desk clerk muhahaha