
once again ive been left behind.......only this time ive got the upper hand, cause wildone is drivin
my car i flip open my trusty 007 watch to track its motions on the GPS screen. after fending off some whitecoats with a few cloths-line style swings & scratching my head as to why they seem to have a hitch about me leaving, i bust out the hospital doors like a stampeeding buffalo and catch a glimps of a departing ambulance taking off in the same dirrection as i need to go!
its a struggle to make the pace with bandage sticking to my privates but i finally manage to open the back doors & jump in! standing up i feel a small tug from behind............
oh my god
my bandage is caught up in the hospital doors still & im unspooling rapidly! i scramble for some cutting impliment, cause once this finnishes with the bandage its going to unspool me instead!
*cut* in the nic of time too.
meanwhile the driver has stopped because of all the commotion in the back, he opens the door to find me sitting on the bed redressing my smoldering wound! i say hello & pull a $100 bill

out of my hat and ask him to drive me to OUTBACK restaurant so i can meet up with my forgetful so-called friends