A Shout Out or Post here fo no reason at all

[fat walrus]

..............

[V]

i was a once a solid marroco player, untill i found out it was alitlle bit gayer, i then turned to playing another tune, which wouldn't make me look like such a prune!

"to be or not to be ichy, that is the question with poision ivy"!


the probability of bread falling jelly side up is dirrectly responsible for the costs associated with the new carpet.

"i live my life 60seconds at a time" sounds like every other activity i do too!

[Rob]

OOOGA BOOOGA

just cause i can...

[wwest]

Here is my question, if a orange is orange why is a apple red?

[V]

candy apple red?
what came first, the colour or the apple..lol
dont forget my personal fav of green apples

[gwen_o_lyn]

Which came first??

Color or colour???

[gwen_o_lyn]

I guess colour since this country is new, huh?? Who changed it and why???

[V]

lol, was that a poke at common sence world english!

[gwen_o_lyn]

lol, was that a poke at common sence world english!

of course not!! I was being serious!!!
:| <--- trying to keep a straight face!!

[fat walrus]

shut up and hug a walrus.

[Amphibious]

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but
fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

[Reefbaby]

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but
fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Ha! That's a great one! But....what's wrong with a wall? :)

[Reefbaby]

Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.

[Amphibious]

I've found a wall quite interesting, in my younger days. :p

[Amphibious]

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W.C. Fields

Hey, V break open a couple of coolies, OK? :rotfl:

[Stevej72]

diplomacy
di·plo·ma·cy

The art of saying "nice dogie" till you find a big enough rock

[V]

Hey, V break open a couple of coolies, OK?


they are loading in for u as we speak. what are mates for!
http://www.melefx.com/images/MillerBeer/Beer%20Can/large/Beer%20Can025.jpghttp://www.melefx.com/images/MillerBeer/Beer%20Can/large/Beer%20Can027.jpg

[Amphibious]

Hahaha, whoa, we're going to need a BIG TAPPER for that puppy and an iceberg to cool it. Look's like a TR party in the making.

[V]

yeah,id love to have a TR party. pitty we all dont live in the same country!
got to say though, something of that size would give off a killer burp!

[jokeloma]

I have heard the sound of one hand clapping

[wwest]

A can of Old Mil that size!, it would still take two cans to get a buzz :) lol

[fat walrus]

they are loading in for u as we speak. what are mates for!
http://www.melefx.com/images/MillerBeer/Beer%20Can/large/Beer%20Can025.jpghttp://www.melefx.com/images/MillerBeer/Beer%20Can/large/Beer%20Can027.jpg
Sorry folks. That is the professional size intended for serious drinkers. Do not attempt these stunts without professional supervision.

[V]

savour it by drink from a straw..lol

if that doesn't roll u west i dont know what will!

[V]

http://www.talkingreef.com/forums/cid:%7B7CEE3831-4F1A-4638-89C3-54B509922DE1%7D/philipslights.jpg

[Reefbaby]

Here V - this is especially for you!
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/topc.jpg

[fat walrus]

Here V - this is especially for you!
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/topc.jpg

oh my! that is a little morbid!

[Reefbaby]

he he...:D *wicked laugh*

[Amphibious]

LMAO. Only in chilly Sweden!

[Reefbaby]

LMAO. Only in chilly Sweden!

yeah..well, you know.. that DOES have its advantages! :rotfl:

Hey V - what's with the images you tried to post? Cat got your tongue? ;)

[V]

which ones RB? u lost me!

[Reefbaby]

on post 28 and 29, there's no pictures, just a http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55438;)

[V]

hmmm, i see them plain as day, i'll delete them if im the only one who can enjoy them. they are quite funny, glad u showed me that RB, they had passive links back to the site, the site is not youngling friendly! goneski

[Amphibious]

http://www.theculturedreef.com/Untitled1.jpg

[fat walrus]

http://www.theculturedreef.com/Untitled1.jpg
Amp, you giving veriann too little credit. He knew there was a beer crisis when she wanted her own tinnie on the first date. The trick is.......did he take care of the thing.

[fat walrus]

http://www.theculturedreef.com/Untitled1.jpg
Amp, you giving veriann too little credit. He knew there was a beer crisis early on when she wanted her very own tinnie on that original first date. The trick is.......did he take care of the thing?

[V]

yeah yeah, i just asked what ever happened to the tap with the keg! and that was that!:madmad:

[fat walrus]

yeah yeah, i just asked what ever happened to the tap with the keg! and that was that!:madmad:
That was the whole problem. Fosters did not come in a keg then.........just 20 oz cans. What the hell is the content of a keg anyway? Is it in metric or English?

[V]

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="550"><tbody><tr><td>BEER FACT #1:
Unlike bottled beer, keg beer is unpasteurized. Pasteurization is the process of heating a beverage to kill bacteria. Because kegs are unpasteurized, it is critical that they remain below 55 degrees Fahrenheit. At this temperature, dormant bacteria in the beer become active and quickly ruin the flavor of your beer.
</td></tr> <tr> <td> </td></tr> <tr> <td> BEER FACT #2:
Kegs are much more economical than cases. A full beer keg contains the equivilent of 165 12-ounce beers. That's almost seven cases! The next time you're throwing a party, do the math. Check what your beer retailer is charging for the same beer in cases and kegs. Kegs are a winner every time!
</td></tr> <tr> <td> </td></tr> <tr> <td> BEER FACT #3:
Once a keg is tapped with a pump, the beer is generally considered fresh for 8-12 hours. After this time, the flavor of the beer begins to degrade. During this time, the two most important factors in beer quality are temperature and pressure. Make sure your beer stays as cold as possible, and isn't overpressurized. Warm beer and overpressurized kegs are the two biggest causes of foamy beer!
</td></tr> <tr> <td> </td></tr> <tr> <td> BEER FACT #4:
It's important to keep your beer equipment clean. If you use your own pump, make sure you clean it regularly. Use only cleaning chemicals specifically manufactured for beer line cleaning. These chemicals are designed to remove the bacteria, yeast, mold, and beer stone that can build up in keg pumps. A dirty pump will cause foaming and ruin the flavor of your beer.
</td></tr> <tr> <td> </td></tr> <tr> <td> BEER FACT #5:
Do not overpump your keg! This causes excessive pressure and foaming. Many people make the mistake of pumping their keg before pouring their first beer. The fact is, your keg is already pressurized before you attach your pump. This is what keeps the beer from going flat. After you attach your pump, pour your first few beers without any pumping. This will minimize the foaming caused by an overpressurized keg.
</td></tr> <tr> <td> </td></tr> <tr> <td> BEER FACT #6:
Kegs taste better! Many people like the taste of keg beer better than bottles or cans. The reason for this is simple. Bottles and cans contain preservatives to give them a longer shelf life. Kegs do not. This means that keg beer is usually fresher, compared to bottles and cans which might have been brewed several months ago and still not be past their expiration date!
</td></tr></tbody></table>

[V]

u can thank me latter for posting the dodo conversion version by pouring me one of those..lol

[Amphibious]

I didn't know all that. Thanks V. http://www.theculturedreef.com/clapW.gif Sometimes your wisdom is simply astounding.

[V]

ya! i'll take the compliments, but sadly not the credit!
its from a supplier of beer my friend! like merric & rossos "oringinal pirate material" lol

[Reefbaby]

http://www.theculturedreef.com/Untitled1.jpg

Although maybe if she'd drunk the beer, it would have made HIM pretty!:cool:

[Amphibious]

Yes, RB, I've had that experience. It was fun. http://www.theculturedreef.com/winkW.gif

[fat walrus]

hello? Any one here?

[Reefbaby]

oh no....I thought we were all over it FW! :)

[fat walrus]

oh no....I thought we were all over it FW! :)
Never say no, my Nordic princess. :D

The dead is not so easy to kill. :eek:

[V]

Q mentioned " what came first, color or colour"


we, thats a given:huh: , colour of course. cause you guys are trapped in the past.:p

Like Clive james always said -[start quote]
" where else would you put American's , except in America" [End Quote]:madmad: ah muahahaha..a...aa*cough*

[fat walrus]

Q mentioned " what came first, color or colour"


we, thats a given:huh: , colour of course. cause you guys are trapped in the past.:p

Like Clive james always said -[start quote]
" where else would you put American's , except in America" [End Quote]:madmad: ah muahahaha..a...aa*cough*
Color: The correct spelling for all Americans and other real men. ;)

Colour: The spelling insisted by grumpy English fellows who are not quite at rest with their Frech past. :blush:

[Reefbaby]

good one blub! :D

[Amphibious]

Actually, it seems to me, people using colour are caught in the past because color is the modern updated spelling of an Old World British word.

[V]

right, its my word then, found in international waters adrift> its mine:| step back you filthy vultures:eek: there's no 'team' in 'Veriann' , there's only an "I" and "Van"

[Amphibious]

OK V, throw your tantrum and get it out of your system. You can have the "ancient" version. Feel better now? Atta boy! :tongue2: