1) I spent 6 years in college just to enter a career not related remotely close to my major
2) I first got interested in fish keeping because it appealed to my
DIY side
3) I once made the opening credits of Sports Center for fighting with a mascot at a U of Iowa game
4) I once received letters from the RIAA, MPAA, FBI, and ISU, telling me to "change my computer habits"
5) I was once asked to join Mensa after taking the entrance exam on a dare, after being denied entrance to 4 colleges.