The only difference between you & me, is id give em a serving & walk to their book section & say here, read this you twerp!
Then the sales clerk would politely remind me that he did in fact tell me individual temperaments will vary & i should feel free to ask for any more assistance.
I grab the sales clerk, give him a great big bear hug that seemed to take him completely by surprised , then proceed to walk to my car saying "i'll be back"
I go to me car, grab my on-stage smashing axle guitar & proceed to walk back into the shop playing a heavy air solo riff then transform into rock cliquiest induced gear smasher, popping every tank that doesn't have livestock in it!
After what seemed like 10min because it was written in the script at that point to slow the camera down to half speed so my every expression could be captured, i calmly walked over to the counter & produced a credit card & said "im good now, i want to pay for the damages"
The clerk still in
dis-array quickly swiped the card before the owner of the store could say "WTF happened here" & the transaction was done.
I then proceed to walk briskly out the door to my car & as i pass a bin i throw the clerks wallet & his newly acquired credit card i lifted from him during that bear hug
into the bin! Muhahaha.
The End.
