marooned back on a deserted island some years back, God & myself completely ate all the animal populations to extinction within a few months. I made the passing comment of why with all his cosmic revelance he cant just create more so we dont starve to death, & he took offense this & threatened to turn me into a volleyball instead.

So i ate him with a clear Conscious & for a dual purpose.
Abracadabra- Now every time a fart a new universe is born. muhahahaha
Just some Scottish home cooking, watch the kids open presents that could pull a small country out of debt & drink a few coldies for me!