Glad that I could help out.
I'm amazed that the bomb-like box full of hard metal and wires made it to your doorstep in 3 days, however a check in an envelope took 10 days... I chalk it up to every postal employee looking and thinking "can i just put this in my pocket?"
Rob, if you haven't researched the Flying Spaghetti Monster yet, you really need to... very funny stuff, even if it is a little sacraligious.